Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?...
A month later he was picking his teeth
What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque
What game did the dentist play when she was a child?...Caps and robbers
What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself
What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear
What was the dentist doing in Panama?...Looking for the Root Canal
Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station
Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?...He was already taking out a tooth
What did the dentist say to the computer?...This won't hurt a byte
Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it
What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?...Fill me in when you get back
A patient sits in the dental chair with severely fractured front teeth. After discussing how they will be restored and what the fee would be the patient says, " Before we begin, Doc, I gotta know: Will I be able to play the trumpet when you are finished? " The dentist replies " Sure you will! " The patient replies " Great, I couldn't play a note before! "